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Dani’s Pixel Place® now offers Professional Procrastinator Support Services®.

Our guarantee is simple:

Procrastinator Support Professional

We help you to feel proud of what you did a day late.

  • We won’t try to reform you. We’ll just help you to C.Y.A.
  • We won’t force you to talk on the phone. Text us at 717.440.2559. (Standard messaging rates may apply.)
  • If you didn’t even get to the idea stage, we have plenty to share.

Too many well-meaning friends, family, and colleagues suggest things like, “Put it on your calendar,” “Set a reminder,” “It’s been on the list for months,” and my favorite, “What exactly have you been doing all this time?” {INSERT SHRUG and BLANK STARE HERE}

At Dani’s Pixel Place, we understand that that just isn’t helpful, so we’ll leave that for your parents and partners to say.

In the meantime, we will help you to CYA and shock the ever-loving $@#! out of people.

Maybe you should read these details. Tomorrow is fine. We aren’t going anywhere. Set a reminder … JUST KIDDING!

Sitch Number 1: You missed the deadline for ordering a conversion box in time for gifting-day.

Support Response: We got you!

  • Text us (717.440.2559) and we will put together a beautiful personal letter that will bring tears to the eyes of the recipient, then we’ll text it back to you to print or deliver digitally.
  • If you have time to swing by our office (haha … no, we mean it; stranger things have happened), we can loan you a sample box (for a little $10 deposit because, well, we’re realistic about who we’re working with here!) and we’ll even print that tear-jerker of a letter for you.
  • We’ll help you to order the actual box too. And YES, we will make sure the box gets returned and your credits well used.
  • Like I said … we got you.

Sitch Number 2: You wanted to make a canvas / metal print / set of pint glasses, but … well, deadlines, ya know???

Support Response: NOT A PROBLEM!

  • Go hide in the bathroom – fewer distractions there. Open up that web browser and log into your FOREVER® account.
  • Create your project on your web browser but create it twice  – change a photo or the wording on one version – or create two different projects. Text me screen shots of them (717.440.2559).
  • We will generate a beautifully emotional letter from you. It is certain to bring tears to the eyes of the recipient. It will include your project screenshots and will ask the recipient to make some choices and contribute to the design. (???? So happy together…. ????)
  • We will text the letter to you for printing and gifting. Don’t worry, we’ll follow up with you to get the project completed before your reputation is ruined. (HAHA. We all know you already get the smile-n-nod response to statements that start with “Next week, I’m going to….”)
  • If you have time to swing by our office, or meet via zoom (seriously, it CAN happen), we will help you to generate the project options and the final project. (We also have varying amounts of ready-to-purchase items in stock on any given day, so it never hurts to take a look at those.)

ANNOUNCING Professional Procrastinator Support ServicesSitch Number 3: Just as you’re about to binge watch the new season of Stranger Things, you realize the big party is today and you have ZERO ideas, but you know no one needs another random gift card that reeks of stopped-at-Sheetz-on-my-way.

Support Response: As always, WE GOT YOU!

  • Text us (717.440.2559). We will walk you through initiating an account for the recipient and sharing a few pictures from your phone.
  • Then we’ll figure out if you want a gift certificate, if you want to purchase a storage unit, conversion box, or family history research.
  • And, you guessed it, we will generate a tear-jerker of a gifting letter.
  • You’ll be golden! though not reformed. We promised not to do that to you.

Sitch Number 4: You just don’t have the time, the bandwidth, or the motivation to do ANY of this, but you REALLY, REALLY, REALLY want to save your photos. You picture them totally organized. You even logged into old accounts one rainy afternoon and started downloading files, but that’s as far as you got…

Support Response: It is still, WE GOT YOU!

  • A beautiful complement to the Procrastinators Support Services is Dani’s Pixel Place Concierge Services®.
  • Text us. (717.440.2559) We’ll send you a link. You can click on it today … or tomorrow … you know, when you remember … to get the ball rolling. We aren’t going anywhere.

(((HUGS))) cuz life is hard enough without judgement.

XOXO, Dani

Procrastinator Support Professional

[email protected]

717.440.2559

www.danispixelplace.com

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